Monday, July 12, 2010

Embarrasment, more of inner thoughts

i looked back at my chat history on skype n i realise i've been so lousy n yet so full of myself.
i thought it did, but tt fall didnt got me changed. she, on the other hand, has been too forgiving.
OMFG NOW I FEEL SO EMBARRASSING

Sunday, April 18, 2010

trust me, im really not tt emo kind of person, but this morning it got me, pretty hard.
i dont like to believe in things n end up it turn out otherwise.
"the right person at the wrong timing" eh?
no, its not like i've been dwelling on it for 123456789 years still.
ironically, u're the best i ever i had, n it'll be dumbfark if it turn out otherwise.

okay, now i think im stupid -.-

Monday, April 12, 2010




er hi!
photos from louis cant be anymore lousier.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I nearly had 2 million sgd

just recently, i received a sms all the way from oversea (they clamied tt they are from UK), congratulating me for being selected in their TOP-UP-WIN-PROMOTION, a prize of NINE HUNDREDS AND TWENTY-FIVE THOUSANDS POUNDS.

like wad normally u guys will do, "ahh! fuck off."
yes, exactly wad i did -.-

few days later i recieved a email from their company. HA-HA!

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like, was really wondering, u guys know my email? ah craps.
they have their addresses, contact (even fax number -.-) n everything u can think of listed out.

its convincing, seriously.

for u guys to hear it from me, it'll be easy on u guys to reject it.

well, think, if u were to be approached personally? haha. not an easy task, especially they're this convincing, wit all the certificates n documentations. (scroll down for more)


i was thinking, it wouldnt hurt if i try replying them right. like, who wouldnt!?
next, they sent me a certificate proving tt i won their promotion which i had did nothing to deserve it. *looking at it in awe
try converting them. its nine hundred thousand pounds, which means two million sgd!!
trust me, i was still being cautions, just tt amount of money makes me went day-dreaming -__-"

"lai, aaron, u wan buy bike right!? AKU BUY FOR U"
"bp, wan bike arh? ahh, CALL AKU KORKOR FIRST"
muahahahaha!!!
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still, it's not reality :(


they sent me emails, asking me to go over n pick up my prize.
LIKE, AAARRRLLOOOWW! U GUYS HAVE MY EMAIL, PHONE NUMBER N U GUYS HAVE NO IDEA IM IN SIGAPOREEEEEEE!?!??
ahhh! crap.
it's kind of expected, they requested a transfer fee of 900 pounds from me. a transfering certificate from the bank, tts what they said. so they can transfer my winning to my account. (fair enough, tts reasonable)

ya right..
up to this point of time, i couldnt take it n shoot them off in theire face.
-firstly, IF THEIR COMPANY ARE WILLING TO GIVE AWAY SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY, WHY ARE THEY NOT FOUND IN THE NET. (i googled them earlier on, just the amount of money was really tempting)
-secondly, I REQUEST FOR MORE SOLID PROOF TT COULD CONVINCE ME, THEY "LAN LAN"!
-thirdly, ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE! I HAD TWO MILLIONS SGD BY DOING NOTHING!? MUAHAHAHA! thanks.
and since they need that certificate of transfer from the bank, tell me since i won my 2millions, cant i just deduct from my winning? ha! gotcha!

anyway, they've asked me to go western union n make the transfer, agent name, Stella Luralph.
i went to western union's site, n search for the agent (hoping there's one) BUT, invalid agent name.

look, they even sent me the transfer form *rolleyes*
btw, upon receiving this, i received a call from them.
i try being polite, but this admin guy's just so rude. R-U-D-E.
yea, so much for a 2 millions company which couldnt be found in the net -.-
even if they are really offering 2 millions, given me tt attitude of his, ahh com'on i don need it.
if im buay song, i don even give a shit abt the money, i dont even earned them to even begin wit.
i asked, since u guys need the transfering certificate from the bank, may i know which bank?
booooooooooooooooooo! invalid. nabreyyyyyy.
yea. im pissed. they make me went day-dreaming abt my 2millions!
im calling the cops.


Thursday, March 25, 2010

BKK TRIP UPDATE

there's a total of 430 photos taken. we didnt managed to take all tt we've been.
busy playing.
over there, in bkk, the only thing we did was shop, eat(yesh, alot), n massage. (n drink of cause, it's not listed out cause its only normal to do so.)
n no way im going to blog everything out n posts all the pictures, i dont have such stamina.
so it's a summarised version. very summarised.
a picturey post, wit little words.

Back into motel room, where the only place in town is really bored. the only few entertainments? MYLAPPY, liquor, n of cause POKECARDS.
REALLY HOT. no joke.
Shopping
(which we didnt end up buying anything in both siam centre n paragon)
N YESH! FOOD! there's actually lots of road-side stalls in the alley
instead we'd choosen this, the CABBAGE N CONDOMS RESTAURANT.
n for a location in the back alley where all the roadside stalls are, its pretty darn amazing tt how we can locate it just by looking at the map. (credit to uncle actually)
like, hello no ppl can actually find this place in the "wild". yes, W-I-L-D.
plus, this place's amazing, with all the condoms n stuffs.
can u actually figure it out? its made of condoms, plenty of them.
i like this "OUR FOOD IS GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE PREGNANCY"
call the blue condom. pretty sweet.
okay, i shall skipped all the discription for the food, except for the RICE. (probably u ppl are wondering WHY RICE? ha!)
ahh! there u go. they are call the sticky rice. s-t-i-ck-y, literally.
this's how u eat it. cause it's so sticky, anything tt's light-weight enough will stick on to it.
n u eat it like this.
but if u eat it the usual way like how u eat rice in singapore, it taste disgusting.
or the alternate way, cabbage wrapped with sticky rice fillings.
know wad, this retaurant are actually meant for charity. kids tt cant afford schooling.
they contributed some of their profits for the schools n kids, n also they have this wishing well there, but its for donation actually.
n now, some picture in the night.
empty, unlike in singapore.
we went to this pub by the name of retro bar (think so)
n we were dying for a ktv one, cause every pub they had are all playing hard metal, rock. alrighty, at least these are wad we managed to find.
n finally, there's a VIP room in retro bar n we found out tt there's ktv system, we went in.
one big room all by ourselves :)
just, think we might as well had lessons on thai song instead. blarrrrrrr..
it's the summer kiss n for the one below, sex @retro
just, its a petty that they only serve johnny walker.
right, judge the photo well. louis being louis had his signature-self-comfort posture, n his facial expression looks like tt its only right to do it.
stupidboy, literally, on the left, imitates -.-
facial expression : uncomfortable.
stupidboy 2nd facial expression : still, is uncomfortable.
HE SANG! WTF #!$%#!
THE PROTESTER! the stupidboy dreaming of having them sniped -.-
we went to the night market, where everything tt's selling dere can be bargain.
to imagine, i had bargained a 750baht cool stuff to 400baht! seeeeeee....
nv fail for icecreams.
n again, tt stupidboy brought a very typical icecream, something with banana spit. so, NABREEEYYY! NO ICECREAM SHOT FOR U.
louis's facial expression : super uncomfortable (to imagine taking picture wit the stupid one)
i must say something for the waitress, SHE'S DARN HOT!
n the following picture are gonna be food, food n FOOD.
it's taken on the last day, since we had all bkk local foods for all days, we decided to go for something different on the last day.
like she says, HAGAO IS DOPE! ;)
n this is da sex! salmon sashimi, nv fail to eat in a japanese restaurant.
on the friday morning when we were having our last meal in bkk, we decided to have a filling one (way too filling)
n as u can see, bp's eating his favorite thai style prawn fried rice happily, yet stupidly too.
the portion's big, n he finished all three courses!
fug. louis, surprisingly, ate a little. maybe he thinks tt he should cut down on food, idk.
M-A-D S-H-I-O-K-N-E-S-S!