I nearly had 2 million sgd

just recently, i received a sms all the way from oversea (they clamied tt they are from UK), congratulating me for being selected in their TOP-UP-WIN-PROMOTION, a prize of NINE HUNDREDS AND TWENTY-FIVE THOUSANDS POUNDS.

like wad normally u guys will do, "ahh! fuck off."
yes, exactly wad i did -.-

few days later i recieved a email from their company. HA-HA!

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like, was really wondering, u guys know my email? ah craps.
they have their addresses, contact (even fax number -.-) n everything u can think of listed out.

its convincing, seriously.

for u guys to hear it from me, it'll be easy on u guys to reject it.

well, think, if u were to be approached personally? haha. not an easy task, especially they're this convincing, wit all the certificates n documentations. (scroll down for more)

i was thinking, it wouldnt hurt if i try replying them right. like, who wouldnt!?

next, they sent me a certificate proving tt i won their promotion which i had did nothing to deserve it. *looking at it in awe

try converting them. its nine hundred thousand pounds, which means two million sgd!!

trust me, i was still being cautions, just tt amount of money makes me went day-dreaming -__-"

"lai, aaron, u wan buy bike right!? AKU BUY FOR U"

"bp, wan bike arh? ahh, CALL AKU KORKOR FIRST"

muahahahaha!!!

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still, it's not reality :(

they sent me emails, asking me to go over n pick up my prize.

LIKE, AAARRRLLOOOWW! U GUYS HAVE MY EMAIL, PHONE NUMBER N U GUYS HAVE NO IDEA IM IN SIGAPOREEEEEEE!?!??

ahhh! crap.

it's kind of expected, they requested a transfer fee of 900 pounds from me. a transfering certificate from the bank, tts what they said. so they can transfer my winning to my account. (fair enough, tts reasonable)

ya right..

up to this point of time, i couldnt take it n shoot them off in theire face.

-firstly, IF THEIR COMPANY ARE WILLING TO GIVE AWAY SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY, WHY ARE THEY NOT FOUND IN THE NET. (i googled them earlier on, just the amount of money was really tempting)

-secondly, I REQUEST FOR MORE SOLID PROOF TT COULD CONVINCE ME, THEY "LAN LAN"!

-thirdly, ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE! I HAD TWO MILLIONS SGD BY DOING NOTHING!? MUAHAHAHA! thanks.

and since they need that certificate of transfer from the bank, tell me since i won my 2millions, cant i just deduct from my winning? ha! gotcha!

anyway, they've asked me to go western union n make the transfer, agent name, Stella Luralph.

i went to western union's site, n search for the agent (hoping there's one) BUT, invalid agent name.

look, they even sent me the transfer form *rolleyes*

btw, upon receiving this, i received a call from them.

i try being polite, but this admin guy's just so rude. R-U-D-E.

yea, so much for a 2 millions company which couldnt be found in the net -.-

even if they are really offering 2 millions, given me tt attitude of his, ahh com'on i don need it.

if im buay song, i don even give a shit abt the money, i dont even earned them to even begin wit.

i asked, since u guys need the transfering certificate from the bank, may i know which bank?

booooooooooooooooooo! invalid. nabreyyyyyy.

yea. im pissed. they make me went day-dreaming abt my 2millions!

im calling the cops.